.:The Freakshow:.
knightlambi:

imtheradiantbanana:

krazygoesrawr:

the12thnotrealized:

lucky-red:

masterassman:

consulting-god-of-mischief:

itsmebelladonna:

you-weremade-to-be-ruled:

lokiandsherlock:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

theluckiestclover:

steveykins:

fluffaloki:

Is actually the sibling of - Bruce Banner.

Well isn’t that awkward?

Formed a band with- Loki
“I do what I want Thor” by Daddy Issues

Being stalked by Phil Coulson…
So I’m Captain America?

Created a new world with Loki.
IT SHALL BEAT ALL OF THE OTHER WORLDS ASSES!

Went to the beach with the Hulk

Is actually the child of Loki
What.

Became the sidekick of Iron Man. That would make me Iron Girl? 

Got kidnapped by the Chitauri
I don’t think that’s a good thing

Went clubbing with the Hulk.
SMASHING!

Got trolled by Thor.
Well, at least it was Thor! I guess? That could end badly…

Ruling over humans with Hawkeye
… What the hell Legolas AT LEAST YOU GOT A NICE BOOTY
I think we would be the Butt Masters of the Universe

I formed a band with Loki.
It’s called The Sexier Avengers Movie

Showered with hawkeye

Saved with world with Phil Coulson. You may all go home now, your argument is invalid.

Hugging Erik Selving, well thats not so ba-oh god who am I kidding
WHY COULDN’T I BE BORN IN FEBRUARY -SOBS- I wanna hug Iron Man…:<

knightlambi:

imtheradiantbanana:

krazygoesrawr:

the12thnotrealized:

lucky-red:

masterassman:

consulting-god-of-mischief:

itsmebelladonna:

you-weremade-to-be-ruled:

lokiandsherlock:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

theluckiestclover:

steveykins:

fluffaloki:

Is actually the sibling of - Bruce Banner.

Well isn’t that awkward?

Formed a band with- Loki

“I do what I want Thor” by Daddy Issues

Being stalked by Phil Coulson…

So I’m Captain America?

Created a new world with Loki.

IT SHALL BEAT ALL OF THE OTHER WORLDS ASSES!

Went to the beach with the Hulk

Is actually the child of Loki

What.

Became the sidekick of Iron Man. That would make me Iron Girl? 

Got kidnapped by the Chitauri

I don’t think that’s a good thing

Went clubbing with the Hulk.

SMASHING!

Got trolled by Thor.

Well, at least it was Thor! I guess? That could end badly…

Ruling over humans with Hawkeye

… What the hell Legolas AT LEAST YOU GOT A NICE BOOTY

I think we would be the Butt Masters of the Universe

I formed a band with Loki.

It’s called The Sexier Avengers Movie

Showered with hawkeye

Saved with world with Phil Coulson.

You may all go home now, your argument is invalid.

Hugging Erik Selving, well thats not so ba-oh god who am I kidding

WHY COULDN’T I BE BORN IN FEBRUARY -SOBS- I wanna hug Iron Man…:<

knightlambi:

lunarfaery:

A video from the Avengers Press Conference in which Chris Evans fanboys of RDJ. ;D It’s worth watching for the cute.

…Mark Ruffalo, let me into those sexy pants.

Am I the only one who noticed RDJ had a hand on the back of Chris Evan’s chair or back? Around I wanna say 4:16 and onward, when he’s answering the interviewer the last time. Augh #stony feelings, goes off to die.

Love this video, it fits him so well! All credit to their rightful owners and all that, I’m just sharing. 

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Steve has issues and Iron man finds out

Steve has issues and Iron man finds out

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knightlambi:

He remained on the couch, refusing to look like a kicked puppy though really he probably still did. Steve followed him with his eyes as he moved about for a few minutes. Really he was about to give up on playing nice. He was half off the couch when Tony stumbled then stood silently as the genius argued with his A.I. “Tony.” Steve said firmly, in his ‘Captain America leadership’ voice. He moved towards the shorter man and placed his hands on his shoulders. “It won’t kill you to talk to me.”

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knightlambi:

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“No.” Arms crossed and head buried the throb of his chest came again making him sit up as if taking pressure off it would make it cease to ache, though it was highly unlikely. Still not meeting the concerned blue eyes he rubbed his face only finally realizing he’d pulled away from the comforting fingers and couldn’t bring himself to pathetically go back to them. Before Steve could snatch his wrist again he stood simply pacing for the moment, half tripping on his feet only once feeling the urge to move. “I want a drink Steve. Jarvis!” The cool tone came as summoned, “I must agree with Master Steve sir, you’re alcohol consumption has put your BAC rather high.” “I feel fine!” “No offence sir but you are not. If this is about Miss Pots—” “Jarvis Mute.” The order was sharp and made Tony cease movement hands on his face as he rubbed at his temples. 

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 Tony had no choice, he very much so wanted his scotch; but when a superhuman perfect solider wants you to sit on the couch you sit on the couch. Not because he was obedient, because Steve could rip his arm out of it’s socket just by holding it if Tony yanked hard enough.  Sitting next to the fellow superhero the ache thrummed in his chest as he flopped face down over the blonde’s lap once more. It hurt, why wouldn’t Steve let him make it stop hurting? Muffled sentences that sounded like whining came and were silenced before he turned his head to the side. “No Jarvis is just evil and British and denying me my playground because he’s an asshole of an A.I. I’m not drunk.”

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Steve’s blush had started to fade when Tony had gotten up to get a drink. Now that he was back in his lap it returned full force. “I didn’t say you were drunk.” He said softly, “but you need to cut back.” Steve hesitated a moment, as it was a strange thing to do between two male friends (and he was not going to admit he was starting to feel something more then friendly affection), but he ran his fingers through the raven hair that was on his lap. “It’s for your own good. I’m sorry. Do you want to tell me what’s on your mind?” He pressed pause on the remote for the movie to stop playing, but didn’t otherwise move his incredibly blue eyes from the man on his lap.

———-

“This is cutting back.” he all but whined into the cloth; reburying his face. The soothing motion slowly returned and his eyes went to half lid once more before his brows drew down into a furrow when asked if he wanted to talk about it. “There’s nothing to talk about I just want a drink.” Talking about feelings and Pe—….her, not his style, it was lame. He did not do lame at all. He was Tony Stark! Tony Stark just drank, banged a chick and got over it! So far he had the drunk part down, but as for the chick well working in his lab just felt better right now…

———-

“Exactly. So glad youagree.” Steve smiled, knowing he was twisting Tony’s words into making it sound like the latter man was agreeing. He continued running his slightly tanned fingers through Tony’s hair soothingly. “Well you’re not getting the drink. Just tell me what’s on your mind, Tony.” Then, softer, “Isn’t that what friends do?”

“That makes no sense Steve.” He groaned fighting the urge to curl up and spill his guts. Rolling onto his side he looked up at the soldier, “It isn’t what Tony Stark does.” With that he flopped onto his front again burying his face in a comforting and though somewhat familiar, foreign smell. His eyelids felt heavy at the combined sensation until they slipped shut, eyebrows coming together. “…Hurts…” His voice was quiet and muffled as he laid there. 

thneedsindeed:

Seriously guys. Why are none of you wanting to roleplay with me on Omegle?
EVERYONE KEEPS DISCONNECTING. *sobsob*

My tags are Superhusbands, Stony, Avengers and butts.
No joke.

COME FIND ME MY STEVE NEEDS YOUR HELP. 

Auuugh why can’t I get you, I’m dying for some rp with my Tony